Dear Mother Nature,
I know that I live in Ohio - a state that gets snow anytime between October 1 and April 30. However, it is cruel to subject us to beautiful days of high 60s-mid-70s degree weather one week and then plummet to temps in the 20s and 30s the next week...complete with snow. This must not continue. If it does, the residents of Ohio (and other surrounding states) may be forced to file a class action suit against you.
Ama - who firmly believes that snow should only fall between December 1 and the last day of February.